Into every life a little dirt must fall. And there’s no grubbier place than your hands. Door handles, public transport, and keyboards that have endured hours of endless typing and pizza. It’s a wonder we haven’t all been wiped out by some kind of super germ already.
If push ever comes to shove and we are attacked by a plague of human/keyboard eating microbes I’m calling upon Apple or RIM to save us all. I’ll suggest the human race build large scale version of the teeny balls that are in the Mighty Mouse or the Pearl and roll them around the planet for a while. I’ve never seen something that vacuums up more grease and schmutz than either of of the trackballs in these devices.
For a while I’d just replace the trackball in the Pearl from one of the cheapie online places. A few bucks to be able to scroll seemed like a wise investment. But the Mighty Mouse? A bit more pricey and doesn’t come apart unless you don’t plan on putting it back together. Alcohol cleaners didn’t do the trick plus that’s a waste of good booze.
Then it dawned on me. A zero cost solution. Turn the devices upside down and roll the trackballs on a piece of copier paper. The grot sticks to the paper, there’s no flammable fluids doing damage to expensive hardware, and it takes a couple of seconds.
The simplest solutions are always the best.